A New Hope of Walking Like an Egyptian

Wrote this a few months ago: thought I might as well stick it 'ere...

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Ahem!

(to the tune of 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles then)



All the Tusken raiders,

on the plains:

They do the sand-dance

dontcha know,

in single file,

ohwayo!

They're leaving, but

they'll be back with mo'.

Tiny jawas drive-

a giant skip,
around the place,

looking out for scrap,

They'll sell you droids

oooteeeny!

( thay're stolen or

just completely crap)

Jawa guys

with the glowing eyes say,

way oh

way ooh

way oh-oh

way oooh!

Got what you're looking for.

Master Luke is so-

sick of life,

He wants to join

- the rebellion,

His Dads alive!

No way! oh...

( That isn't what

folks are tellin him,)

Stormtroopers waste-

all his kin,

And so he must

go- with Obi Wan,

He's got the force..

Oh way oh..

And that's why the

troop-ers wave them on.

Obi Wan:

He just his moves hand,

 says

way oh

way ooh

way oh-oh

way ohh!

not what you're looking for

instrumental break and 'whistling' bit

They hire a ship

- in a bar,

but some of the

custom-ers are rude,

Obi chops 'em up,

No way! Oh..

Kenobi's a

bad-ass fighting dude,

Han Solo takes-

on the job,

And thats 'cos he-

needs the money fast,

He meets Greedo,

Oh way oh,

He shoots at him,

Greedo has a blast.

Han solo
'pays for the mess',
And gets away,
with this felony,

no-one seems to mind
('bout Greedo!)
They live in a hive,
of villainy.






 Straight away

to the docking bay and..

way oh

way ooh

way oh-oh

way ohh!

Set course for Alderaan.

Set course for Alderaan.

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